my nickname's meaning

In cyborg:

In monster:

Referee tackling football player

Can you believe a referee tackling an american football player? In his defense Wilbur Hacket Jr. said that he was just protecting himself from the south Caroline quarterback Stephen Garcia! lOl ... Hacket Jr. played linebacker at Kentacky from 67-70 hence his easyness in tackling .... XD

10.6% of the world visited!

The positive side is that still got left 89.4% of the world to visit! NICEeeeeeeeeeee


visited 24 states (10.6%)
Create your own visited map of The World

tenis for 2 & spacewar

In 1958 William Higginbotham turned two rudimentary lines and a bouncing ball into the first interactive entertainment experience on a computer: Tennis for Two.
Today is the 50 anniversary ... Can you forecast how computer games will look in 5o years time? Sure Higginbotham couldn't either! lOl



Nice graphics by the way! @:-O

OCB - I wear no underwear

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Cadbury Dairy Milk Adverts

Dairy milk is know for their originality making adverts. Here the best two:

Airport race:


Gorila drumming:

xXx

With this great video we are invited to a parrrty that's gonna be celebrated the same day in different cities of the world! fwxXx

MARADONA with BRASIL

Maradona with Brasilian t-shirt? YES YES, check it here...



XD

Geography...

At least we have learn where is Georgia, South Osetia and Abkhazia... yes, somewhere south of Rusia! xD

Eric Moussambani

Now that everybody talks about the Phelp's eight gold medals (his sponsor Speedo is gonna pay him 1 million $ for that) is time to remember that thing that happened in the 2000 olympic games in Sidney with Moussambani, the swimer from Equatorial Guinea.
Moussambani, got his world fame when he swam the 100m. free style in 112 seconds, more than the double than his rivals and even greater than the 200 world record. The guinean got to classify for the Olympic Games without haven the minimum required qualification marks thanks to the system, then designed to allow the participation of sportsmen from undeveloped countries.
In his heat he had the "fortune" that his two rivals got disqualified for false start, so he swam alone. It wasn't easy to complete the swim, since before to go to Sidney, he never had seen a 50m olympic pool. He used to train in a 22m hotel swimming pool. With some struggel he finished the 100m with all the cheering from the audience. REMARKABLE!!

the real olympic medals table!

Channel 4 offers an alternative olympic medal tables. It is remarkable that in the table ordered by the population Bahamas is in the top of the list with 1 silver and 1 bronze having a population of 0.31 million. China falls to the 66th place, USA to the 45th and Rusia to the 36th.
Another possible table would be this one, where EU is the first!! xD
US ordering sorts the table by total numbers of medals, as many US networks, so they can be number 1... hahahaha... Must be humilliating to be number 2... xD
And finally a revealling video about the opening ceremony... FAKE FIREWORKS!!

emule, mp3, divx, avi, xxx, bush, sex, porn, download, free, tits, pussy

I have read that key words have to be added to the blog to make it interesting. emule, mp3, divx, avi, xxx, bush, sex, porn, download, free, tits, pussy, emule, mp3, divx, avi, xxx, bush,sex, porn, download, free, tits, pussy, emule, mp3, divx, avi, xxx, bush, sex, porn, download, free, tits, pussy. And I don't dare to say korean, iran, bin laden, terrorist... ok, I've said it, but only for comercial purpuses. :D

Equilibrium partner

WOW! Two pokes doing some equilibrium in an underwear looks a bit gayish but I have to admit that what they do is a demonstration of strenght and concentration. Thumbs up!




Valoration: 7.5 out of 10.

Non-blinking

Good ad, winner of a price in Cannes.
Non-blinking world record and the whole country on tenterhooks awaiting the result...




Valoration: 7.5 out of 10.

Guiness

Curious irish beer add, those that nowadays would be impossible to emit on tv without being banned in a matter of hours...


- The best home videos are here

Valoration: 7.0 out of 10.

More about terrorists....

Some more humor about terrorists but from another point of view. (send by Kupy)



Valoration: 7.5 out of 10.

d6nc3 w1th th3 cl0ck...

Uniqlock is an application that can be added into the blogs. It's a clock, with a 60 seconds music beat, it's dance, and a clothes advertisement. It warns every 10 sec, changes every min and can be catchy ... wating for what is coming next.

Cool! (To listen click on the small speaker on the bottom right of the video)



Valoration: 7 out of 10.

1r6n16n c0m3d16n! xD

Wish I had more time to post here more often, but my friends, it's summer and you know, sun, beach, party, ... not at all! not here in this bloody island! Luckily I'm gonna scape for a few day... don't tell my boss, she (yes, it's a woman...lOl...:) thinks I'm going for work...mmm... Anyway I've got some time to talk about a hot topic right now: IRAN. Nothing better than a dose of humour about middle east in this video from Maz Jobrani. An iranian comedian (what a rime!) that is doing great... I really recommend it!



Valoration: 8.5 out of 10

The story of stuff...

The Story of Stuff is a 20-minute, fast-paced, fact-filled look at the underside of our production and consumption patterns. The Story of Stuff exposes the connections between a huge number of environmental and social issues, and calls us together to create a more sustainable and just world. It'll teach you something, it'll make you laugh, and it just may change the way you look at all the stuff in your life forever.

I just embedded the video with HQ... Enjoy it!



Valoration: 6.5 out of 10

Japanish demolition... lOl

The japanish construction company Kajima is demolishing a couple of 75m buildings in Tokyo using a silent, clean and 20% faster method than any other method. They replace the columns of the first floor by hydraulic columns controlled by computer, all the building is lowered and the process is repeated again and again.
Japan rocks!



Valoration: 6.9 out of 10

The claw game........

An example why we have to keep an eye on the children... They are able of anything to reach their goals, even if it looks veryyyyyyy difficult...




Valoration: 7 out of 10

More popcorns!

This one is worth to see! I can't say if it's fake or not, cuz don't know what's the thingy he connects (LED?)... any IDEA?????

skype laugther chain

Skype has crated a publicity campaign that consist on inviting the users to create a chain video where the laugh is passed. From those chosen in the first video, I think there are some forced giggles but some others have this CATCHY GIGGLE!! (the grandpa and the lad in the min 2:02)... CAREFUL: CATCHY!!!!



Valoration: 6 out of 10

warhol yourself....

Take your best picture amd warhol yourself here!!

FAKE videos!

Not knowing why but many fake videos are appearing very often lately. They help to the perpetuation of a myth like this one POPCORN AND MOBILE:



A dog's head that reacts to some stimulus (Txs Jon)


A man almost hit by a train:


FAKE?????????



More famous fake videos? Let me know :D

Auto repply: OUT OF OFFICE

Out of office until further notice :O

BIG BUCK BUNNY

Big Buck Bunny tells the story of a giant rabbit with a heart bigger than himself. When one sunny day three rodents rudely harass him, something snaps... and the rabbit ain't no bunny anymore! In the typical cartoon tradition he prepares the nasty rodents a comical revenge.

The best of it? It´s been done with OPEN SOURCE!!!!

women seen by chemists....

women...

engineers' view point of women:

weezer - pork and beans

Awesome video with all the youtube latest stars. Thumbs up!

The Internet of the future

Here is a picture showing the internet of the future, without net neutrality.

The key point is that there will be different speeds depending the website we are accessing. This means obviously that we would have to pay more to access specific contents such as multimedia services or exchange program p2p, of course!!

The future solar lightbulbs!

A man invented a lightbulb that uses no electricity or batteries which is made from empty plastic bottles filled with water and clorox. The Sun charges the particles creating a chemical reaction, making the bottle illuminate as strongly as a 60-watt electrical lightbulb. The light is bright white.

we're from barcelona!

DANGER: A very catchy song!

Anti nazi video

sportfreunde stiller video clip... cool :D

slow motion

Using slow motion, the company Action Figure has recorded some shocking promotional videos. Here the -FullTeamRemix- compiling the best moments with a powerful sound track... ;D

Èric and the Army of the Phoenix

This is the story of a 14-year old boy who was accused of being a terrorist when he wrote three mails to three different companies asking to sell their products labeled in the language of the country he lives in!!! REALLY AMAZING!!
P.S. Leave a comment in youtube. They are on the way of beating the comments record. xD

The Evolution of Mobile Phones

You’re bound to ­recognise a few mobile phones from your past as we take you from 1985 to the present day; and you can even learn a few interesting facts along the way.

For instance, did you know the first mobile phone to feature an internal camera was the Sharp J-SH04, released in Japan in 2001? Or that the billionth Nokia ever sold was a Nokia 1100, purchased in Nigeria, a model designed to be dust-proof for use in dusty, developing countries?

Starting with the earliest Nokia and Motorola handsets and ending with the Nokia N95 and Apple iPhone, we also give you a glimpse into the future, with a few concept phones that may make your current mobile look dated within a couple of years!

monkey that works at bar!

Video of a pet monkey that works at a bar in Utsunomiya City, Japan.



Apparently he learned how to bring things to customers through observation. I’m guessing that’s also how he learned to dance.

Guess how many immigrants are in the van??

Beer bottle solar heater

A Chinese peasant has made a solar water heater - using only beers bottles and hoses.



The beer bottles lie on a board in rows, all connected by hoses which allow cold water to flow through them and be heated by the sun.

"I invented this for my mother. I wanted her to shower at any time more comfortably," says Ma Yanjun, a carpenter, of Qiqiao village, Shaanxi Province.

"A real solar water heater is too expensive to me, so I came up with the idea of making one on my own.

"I hope this invention can be promoted nationwide, and allow mothers in undeveloped rural areas to have a hot shower."

Ma has now helped more than 20 families in the village to make and install their own beer bottle solar water-heaters. He says he will build a public bathroom for the village using his invention when he has the money to buy enough beers.

The giant 6ft cow that is as big as a small elephant!

The black and white Friesian bullock weighs well over a ton and at the same height as a small elephant!!

13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers!

The hookers who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business!!! hahahaha
The news here...

Come on baby, light my fiiire !!!!

No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire
Come on baby, light my fiiire !!!!

Doors - Light My Fire

Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot!

Haiti weather forecast... hhehehehehehehehe



What, what in the butt. Butter youtube hit!

good doll... bad doll...

Oil Consumption by country

USA consumes more oil than the next five countries that consume the most together.

The graphic represents the oil consumtion (barrel per day) 20.7 millions and the next five of the list according to the data disposed at Oil Consumption of NationMaster.

nice gadget!

stupid, funny & astonishing news!

Here goes the some different things that are going on around the world. ENJOY!

1- A blind woman has been living off her savings for a year after Post Office staff refused to release her pension because they could not recognize her signature.

2- The last lecture. Professor Randy Pausch, who is dying from pancreatic cancer, gave his last lecture at the university Sept. 18, 2007, before a packed McConomy Auditorium. In his moving talk, "Really Achieving Your Childhood Dreams," Pausch talked about his lessons learned and gave advice to students on how to achieve their own career and personal goals. Full lecture video.

3- You know what they say: "Lightning never strikes twice in the same place"... but meteorites might!
Bosnian House Gets Bombarded by Five Meteorites in Six Months
- Man claims to be under alien attack!!

4- Some people have lots of time to spare:



5- South park rules! BEST Brazilian fart! (Didn't know that Carlos!)

the dirty little secret of Inkjet printers!

The Dirty Little Secret of Inkjet Printers - Funny blooper videos are here

FITNA

Anti-Koran film on the net. Produced by the Dutch politician Geert Wilders.

Entitled "Fitna", the short film intersperses footage of acts of terrorism with sayings from the Koran and begins with one of the cartoons depicting the Prophet Muhammad whose publication in Denmark provoked large and violent protests in several countries.

Fitna was posted on the Internet at 7 p.m. Thursday 27th March via a site called LiveLeak and received 1.2 million hits within an hour.

Before it begins, viewers are warned that they may see shocking images, including pictures of terrorist attacks in New York and Madrid. The film, about 16 minutes long, quotes several verses attributed to the Koran that appear to suggest violence toward non-Muslims, including a warning that "those who have disbelieved our signs, we shall roast in fire."

Fitna - Arabic for "ordeal" - ends with pages being turned, followed by the sound of tearing. This, says text on the screen, was the sound of a page being torn from a phone book, adding: "It is not up to me, but up to the Muslims themselves to tear the spiteful verses from the Koran."

Watch it!

about rankings...

I have discovered the all-rankings.com website. Here goes a selection of the best rankings:

- What is the best actual tv-show? 1st-Lost, 2nd-Dr.House, 3rd-Prison Break
- Who is the best ever football player? 1st-Maradona, 2nd- Zidane, 3rd-Di Stefano (Just unbelivably Pele is the 4th!)
- Who's the favorite to win the champions league? 1st-Barcelona Uuuups 2nd-Milan?? or 6th-Madrid?? I don't think so!

And other interesting things...
- Did you know that the smallest note ever produced is 10 bani note emitted by Romania in 1917. It's size was 27,5 x 38 mm.
- Did you know that Lucky Diamond Rich is the most tatooed person on the world with more than 1000 hours of work...lOl!

And finally some funny videos. Slide. 0 points. Kanye hands. Small amy. Foster farms.

The torture playlist

Here goes something amazing! The north american political magazine "Mother Jones" has published a playlist for tortures... lOl ... They explain that the music is used in north american military prisons to induce sleep deprivation, "prolong capture shock," disorient detainees during interrogations—and also drown out screams! Amongst the most recommended songs we can find Bruce Springsteen, Rage Against the Machine, Metallica and so on. Wouldn't be a torture for me at all :D

And here goes a couple of videos. The first one is music composed only with mac sounds ... pretty good but amazingly the music using ONLY sounds from Windows XP and 98 is better ... for once! :D

The origin of the traffic lights

On 10 December 1868, the first traffic lights were installed outside the British Houses of Parliament in London, to allow MP to cross the street!It had a couple of semaphore arms and red and green gas lamps for night use. The gas lantern was turned with a lever at its base so that the appropriate light faced traffic. but the invention didn't last because unfortunately, it exploded on 2 January 1869, injuring the policeman who was operating it... babooooommmm ... It was removed and until 1914 it wasn't installed a traffic signal on the corner of 105th Street and Euclid Avenue in Cleveland, Ohio, what is known as the first traffic light in history. But why since the beginning the colors have been always red, green and later yellow?? Why not blue or ... pink ?! Very simple. The red color represents in nature a warning signal, alarm, signal. The reason is the long wavelength of the red color, and gets fast into the eyes (blue is a short wavelength color). Green is a red complementary color, and that's why was also chosen. The yellow was added later because after the red is the color with longer wavelength. Moreover, in every country of the world, the red color is either on the top or to the left, so it can be interpreted by the color blind persons ... and in every country of the world the traffic lights are the same annoying!

Chimps 1 ... Humans 0

walk vs wait

For decades the humanity is debating the dilemma of to wait for the bus or to start walking those times that you have the feeling that the transport public won´t ever come ... Is it better wait or walk? How long do we have to wait? Depends on the distance? On the bus frequency? ... A group of scientist have found the solution. A study called Walk vs Wait, confirms that the best mathematic strategy is ( drums!!! ) ... WAIT! According to them this theory it works most of the times, excluding the extreme cases (bus frequency 1 hour and distance less than a mile) ... So, you know, if some day you are waiting for the bus and you have the temptation of walking, you will be making an error according to the mathematics, although as Einstein says, when the Mathematics refer to the reality they aren´t true, and when they are true, they aren´t referred to the reality ... lOl

P.S. For your next birthday party do not forget to hire the authentic spider-man!

a new way of advertise ...

Since few days ago, the people who walks in Prince Street, Sojo, NY, can hear clearly a voice whispering : "Who's there? Who's There? It's not your imagination" ... If after the fright they still have some energy to look up, they'll see a huge poster that announces the new tv show "Paranormal State". It's everything a publicity campaign organized by the company holosonics, who's done a device able to make the people to listen a voice in a individual way, like if someone talks from inside your head. This technology is called audio spotlight, that creates sound in a narrow beam and aiming the waves till the desired person allows him to be the only one who listens the message. It's the first time that this technology is used for publicity, and of course, there have been already some critics in the US, cuz the messages are an imposition and the subject can't choose to listen or not. From now on, if someones whispers into your ears, and there is no one, calm , it's an advertisement (It's not your imagination)

Altought it can be used in a nice way too!

After Paul Potts ...

After the success of the mobile's salesman opera singer Paul Potts, with more 20M of views, that all of you remember, the truth is that we are in a dry season, I mean ... that ... there are no many phenomenas like this in the net, nevertheless I bring you two that are being quite successful, but nothing compared to Paul Potts ....
The first one called Chocolate Rain is sung by a black lad, who's become very very rich. The second one is as well advisable cuz is quite funny to watch, is a curios song, by a man, already grown up, called Tom Willet. He says wants to do a protest song, but not asking for peace and things like that ... more porno, more masochists and more pop-up windows!! (those small emergent windows so so so annoying)

And finally, again something that only the Japanese can do ... awesome!

Ernie and Bert in action!

The movies...

I have gone to the pictures this week, and has been quite disappointing. The first one was "The Golden Compass" (I know, a bit late!). Maybe I was expecting too much. Daniel Craig barely appears in the movie, the Church is called the Magisterium, I prefer Nikole Kidman acting as a good sweety girl, but I have to say that Sam Elliot makes a brilliant contribution and the special effects are acceptable. It's more like a movie for children when was suppose to be the new lord of the rings trilogy. Let's hope that the second part will be better. The other disappointing movie I have seen is "Aliens vs Predator - Requiem". As always there is no plot and no sense in most of the movie. They need more than half movie to kill the first alien, and then in the end they kill a bunch of them! The only good point was to see children and pregnant women being attacked by the aliens, usually in these sort of movies they never die :)

Three promising coming movies are "Perfect Creature", "The Jumper" and "Cloverfield". The latter one written by Drew Goddard, who also wrote Lost (thumbs up) and Buffy (oh goosh!). The Jumper, by Doug Liman (The Bourne Ultimatum, Mr and Mrs Smith), looks like a watchable movie, but I'm guessing is an american happy ending movie :P And finally another vampires movie, Perfect Creature, still squeezing the orange... sort of vampire bending space-time as Hiro Nakamura.
Here goes a video of Phillip Pullman talking about Religion and Theology. but I think the best is to read his website and his opinion about Religion.

BAck, Back, back ...

Long holidays this Christmas ... lOl ... and plenty promises for this new year. Let's see how the new year treat us!
Amazing things happening so far:
Amazing num.1 : Yesterday, in the the news, emergency landing of the British Airways Boeing 777 in Heathrow airport! And unbelivable was to hear a passenger saying "We thought it was just a bumpy landing". By the way, the plane came from Beijing, my next destination, cross fingers...
Amazing num. 2: To read Hilary Clinton comments about Bill : " I never doubted Bill's love". How someone can be so ignorant? Well, it is a candidate to the US presidency, what did you expect?
Amazing num. 3: Fashion. It keeps surprising me (look a the picture). Many people would say that is art, is cool, new stuff ... sorry, who is gonna dress like a transparent strawberry candy?